Jason’s Super Bowl Song for the Rest of Us

Don’t know which teams are in the Superbowl this year? (Super Bowl? Two words? I don’t care.) Did you not even know the game was this weekend? Then this song’s for you. It was in Jason’s 2/5/2006 podcast, available for free on iTunes. If you don’t have iTunes, then you can find it elsewhere.

I Want My House Back 

I just want my fucking house back
Free me from this football hell
And my kitchen is full of snacks
All I want is a place to smoke my crack
Without having to hide from the public
Always sneaking off in the back
Yeah, all i want is a place to park my car
Without having to use the street
To wanna keep it safe in my garage
Yeah all I want is a place that I can hide in
Where I can open up my slip and slide
Where I can run, where I can take a dive

Cuz I am home
Is where my heart is
Yeah home is where I belong
Yeah home is the best place to take a seat
Home cooked meal is what I wanna eat
On my own placemat
I just want my fucking house back
I just want my fucking house back
With time to rest my dogs
And plenty more time to find the cat
Yeah all I want is a day to do the laundry
But that’s a bit of a quandary
Cuz I gots no house to help me
Yeah all i want is a place to keep things quiet
So I can play Scrabble in the nude
Don’t knock it untill you’ve tried it
Yea all I want is a chance to scratch the floor
Cuz I could rearrange my furniture
In hopes to block the door

Cuz I be home
Is where my heart is
Home is where I belong
Home is the best place to take a nap
Only place on earth that feels safe to crap
Home is what I want and that’s a fact
I just want my fucking house back

Rah rah rah. Go Mraz!
Lisa

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