Whatcha think? Did that headline sound sufficiently crazed-fan? Did you get the feeling that I was about to breathlessly report all the fascinating details of Jason’s daily fruit and veg intake? That I would go on to reveal how often he eats fish or pork or Krispy Kremes? Right now I’m picturing the episode of “Monk” with Sarah Silverman. If you’re not, it’s ok. Just move on. Don’t try to keep up with my tangents.
I’d write more, but I suddenly have to leave the room. Watch Part 5 of the Crazy Man’s JuJu.
Jason Mraz outs his cat! (Hee. Tabloid-style writing is silly.)