Plan Some Weekend Mrazturbation

If you’ve come late to the game and are wondering what in the world a Jason Mraz-based religionish thing is all about, read all about it:

If you’ve started following the faith, but aren’t sure how to fully embrace it, start with something small. What’s one thing you’ve been putting off for ages? Calling an old friend you haven’t talked to in months, or years? Cleaning out your ex’s old drawer of socks and underwear? Digging into your garden-turned-weed patch and making nice with it?

Whatever it is, decide to do it now, today (or in the morning, after a good night’s rest). Live in the moment, start new, make amends, make brownies, listen to an acoustic Mraz show while knitting, do something that will make you happy when you think about it later. That’s how you Mrazturbate, and doing it daily will make you a happier, more peaceful, blah la la lovely individual – fun to be around, kind to friends and strangers and puppies, and much more likely to score with the next hot thing you meet, because you’ll be radiating inner poise and confidence.

The Prophet Mraz is all about the sexy.


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